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Warning: this website contains sharp edges! And by 'sharp' I mean 'pretty rough'. This is my new, coded from the ground-up, personal website, and as a new website this place is incredibly hazardous and has many pointy and not so smooth edges. For your safety, I have removed the pointy corners from the above picture of my compadre Mr. Cornelius Potty. He insists his surname in no way indicates his mental state. This spangly new website, which has been a long time coming may I say; the old site barely worked outside of IE. Now there's no frames, no javascript and no pictures of me in curtains (oh the humanity)! In fact, I think it's an improvement in about every way and I hope, let's my creative side shine.

As well as the new format, I'll be updating the site with new content, as and when it pours out of my mind... and I get the time to write it. Whether it'll be interesting or not, well that'll be up to you to decide. Nevertheless, the content, articles, innapropriate opinions and quirky humour will be coming. Not to mention that I'll be uploading my full, self-pimpin', mega-awesome, ub3r-1337 CV so you can take a gander at all the things I've spent time working on and mulling over. That's how the site stands as of now; two pages and counting. (Wh00t)